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nutty boy
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This is so funny. Greatest event in the history of LFS. And if I hadn't made the biographies thread it wouldn't have happened. So, technically, I created this great event. I shall be called Jaffa King. And where a crown made of Orange jelly.

I'm buying some Jaffa Cakes today so i'm in.
Do the Jaffa's have to be orange flavoured? Or can they be blackcurrant, lime or strawberry or whatever flavours they've released now. I'd prefer Orange but i don't know which i'll be getting.
nutty boy
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OH yeah. The running little piggys.
nutty boy
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Cool. Can't wait.
nutty boy
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Quote from Bradracer :Well at least hammond is ok now, and from what i hear Top Gear is coming, and staying back on air. It also seems hamster wants to get back on TV to stop Top Gear ending (Good boy hammond), because the crazy environmentalists are having a fit over Top Gears "bad safety record"...... i dont think so, go back to tree hugging please.....
A quote from an MP.... "and in 1999 a group of MPs criticised the series for being "obsessed with acceleration and speed"..... it is TOP GEAR..... not 1ST GEAR, god MP's, dont you just love to hate them?

Well all that is great news.
nutty boy
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Quote from tristancliffe :Real men fund their own Jaffa Cake habits

Who said I was a man
nutty boy
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You should post proof of eating 5 jaffa cakes without choking.
I will, I have no jaffa cakes though. I'll get my mum to buy me some tomorrow.

EDIT: If my mum remembers, she will buy me some. Then i'll record myself, being sick probarbly.
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nutty boy
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Oh great they're going to change their biographies to "I can eat 5 MASSIVE GIGANTIC jaffa cakes in my mouth without choking
nutty boy
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That's the third time you've said that now. Why do you mean?
nutty boy
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Yeah, they're cakes with a flubby orange thing and a layer of chocolate.
nutty boy
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Yeah but it was a legend thread so nevermind.
nutty boy
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Quote from PCCD :Shame that. I was reading some of what they're doing in TG mag today, Miami to New Orleans TG style meeting The Stig's hillbilly cousin on the way?

'Ave it!

WOW. That sounds absolutely hilarious. That would be amazing.
nutty boy
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The pic on the back looks a bit like Tristan.
Biographies
nutty boy
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Has anyone seen the Biographies of people on the 1st and 2nd pages. Some are hilarious.
Here are a few examples:
tristancliffe: I can eat a stack of FIVE Jaffa Cakes at once without suffocating or choking! Kev is a GIRL!

thisnameistaken: I can eat a stack of four jaffa cakes at once without suffocating. Don't Believe The Tristan.

AndroidXP: I don't even know what a jaffa cake is.

Hyperactive: Only noobs eat jaffa cakes. Or choke.

the_angry_angel: I dont like perl, because it doesnt fit into my brain like all the other languages do.

Gunn: I was born at a very early age. Mother was there at the time.

P5YcHoM4N and joen: I like pie.

Madman_CZ: I have legs

Captain Slow: I was given birth to once. only once though.

duke_toaster: I have converted the LFS cars to run on Coca-Cola. 5000000mpg

KeMoT: I come from K-PAX

There aren't very many other ones past 2nd page because they aren't spammers that have nothing better to do

Does anyone else know any other funny biography captions.
nutty boy
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Quote from i_dOnT_KnOw :http://img74.imageshack.us/img74/3788/wuuxikb3.jpg

Cool. I like the way it looks like it's popped out from behind the wall.
nutty boy
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When's the FOX due for completion Rappa.
nutty boy
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LFS girl. That's a rare breed. Only 2 at the moment. Oh wait, no, 3, I forgot about Tristan.
nutty boy
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I really hope anything on wheels doesn't mean bikes.

Karts would be cool and racing trucks, rally cars and dirt buggies but not bikes.
It should be renamed to "Live For Speed: The ultimate racing simulator for vehicles with 4 wheels"
nutty boy
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This conversation is one of them ones where you agree with for and against points. You don't know what to choose.

Quote from Gunn :It was Richard Hammond's wife who asked that people donate the money to the service rather than send flowers, so it is perfectly understandable to see many people donating to this cause even though they might not have normally thought about doing so before. This information makes the argument above seem a bit silly. Not only are the donations a positive outcome but the exposure helps to highlight the financial challenges that the service faces every day and brings awareness to millions of people, also a positive outcome.

Agree

Quote from Rappa Z :It does not take a celebraty(sp) to make people donate. Does anyone remember Huricane Katrina? Any celebraties in that?

The ambulance saved him(basically), and as said, someone you know may need it, you might need it!

Agree

Quote from tristancliffe :I agree with you bbman - totally!! The Air Ambulance is and has been a going concern, and people should do something to help in their own way NOT just because a celebrity needed it, but because, perhaps, THEY might need it, or a close family member, or a friend. Some people donate directly, others assist by sponsership or events (Mile of Triumphs for example, which was this weekend in Norfolk to raise money for the local air ambulance).

However, as hard as I find it to believe, some people will only hear about this service when it's brought into the public eye by a 'celebrity' accident, and it's never too late to support such a venture.

So, don't support the air ambulance because of the celebrity, but support it for your own reasons after hearing about it, perhaps after something like Hammonds accident. As the National Lottery slogan (used to?) say : It Could Be You!

Back on topic, how is he doing? I've been out all day, and I've not checked Google News yet...

Agree.

I agree with all these points. And they all contain for and against points.
nutty boy
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I can guarentee you that I could probarbly drift the LX6. (This was a long time ago whilst I was a recruit in N1 racing) I made a video of me trying to drive the LX6 around South City for the league race. Hilarious watching me trying to control it round bends. 80% of the time I didn't even get past the first corner.

Turns out I got last place in qualifying, sprint and feature race in that league race. That was due to connection problems though. I'd have still probarbly got last though.
nutty boy
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I always thought the goal of ice hockey wasn't to beat your oppenent by scoring goals. I thought the team won who knocked out the most teeth of the other teams players in the game.

Quote from Stew2000 :Heres a nice little skin I made

That's really nice.
I love the colour scheme.
nutty boy
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Wow. That's really cool.
nutty boy
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Am I the only one who can't drift on this forum?
nutty boy
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Quote from Rubenz81 :He's role was enforcer that means "go out there and fight someone"

Isn't that EVERY ice hockey players role.
nutty boy
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Quote from teaz-R :It's a replica of a Supra which has raced in JGTC.
http://www.5zigenusa.com/supra4sale/pictures/index.html

WOW. Looks like it did pretty well since it has a trophy next to it.
nutty boy
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Quote from Rappa Z :Well, the one said she had a six pack and that kinda freaked me out, the second was HUGE and the third would never stop laughing. And the first one asked me to go to a school dance, but the dance was never organised.

edit: also the fat one smoked, in the 7th grade. There's about 10 ok girls, but i don't even bother with them.

If the third one was attractive I might've gone out with her. All depends on how much she laughed though.

I'd definately not go out with Number 1 (EW!) and Number 2 (... EW!)
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