This is so funny. Greatest event in the history of LFS. And if I hadn't made the biographies thread it wouldn't have happened. So, technically, I created this great event. I shall be called Jaffa King. And where a crown made of Orange jelly.
I'm buying some Jaffa Cakes today so i'm in.
Do the Jaffa's have to be orange flavoured? Or can they be blackcurrant, lime or strawberry or whatever flavours they've released now. I'd prefer Orange but i don't know which i'll be getting.
Has anyone seen the Biographies of people on the 1st and 2nd pages. Some are hilarious.
Here are a few examples:
tristancliffe: I can eat a stack of FIVE Jaffa Cakes at once without suffocating or choking! Kev is a GIRL!
thisnameistaken: I can eat a stack of four jaffa cakes at once without suffocating. Don't Believe The Tristan.
AndroidXP: I don't even know what a jaffa cake is.
Hyperactive: Only noobs eat jaffa cakes. Or choke.
the_angry_angel: I dont like perl, because it doesnt fit into my brain like all the other languages do.
Gunn: I was born at a very early age. Mother was there at the time.
P5YcHoM4N and joen: I like pie.
Madman_CZ: I have legs
Captain Slow: I was given birth to once. only once though.
duke_toaster: I have converted the LFS cars to run on Coca-Cola. 5000000mpg
KeMoT: I come from K-PAX
There aren't very many other ones past 2nd page because they aren't spammers that have nothing better to do
Does anyone else know any other funny biography captions.
I really hope anything on wheels doesn't mean bikes.
Karts would be cool and racing trucks, rally cars and dirt buggies but not bikes.
It should be renamed to "Live For Speed: The ultimate racing simulator for vehicles with 4 wheels"
I can guarentee you that I could probarbly drift the LX6. (This was a long time ago whilst I was a recruit in N1 racing) I made a video of me trying to drive the LX6 around South City for the league race. Hilarious watching me trying to control it round bends. 80% of the time I didn't even get past the first corner.
Turns out I got last place in qualifying, sprint and feature race in that league race. That was due to connection problems though. I'd have still probarbly got last though.
I always thought the goal of ice hockey wasn't to beat your oppenent by scoring goals. I thought the team won who knocked out the most teeth of the other teams players in the game.